At Least One Teardrop

"I'm sorry, soldier. Shoes are only sold in pairs."

"Why is everybody calling Mommy a body?"

"For sale! Unused parachute, but slightly stained!"

"The smallest coffins are the heaviest ones."

"Strangers. Friends. Best Friends. Lovers. Strangers."

"I was standing in the balcony to see off my son going abroad but he didn't wave back."

"I found my soulmate. She didn't."

"Goodbye, Control Tower. Thanks for trying."

"My mom taught me how to shave."

"Voyager Mark VI still transmitted. Earth didn't."

"Siri, delete Mom from my contacts."

"If my phone is working, why don't I get my son's calls?"

"I jumped. Then I changed my mind."

"What's your return policy on engagement rings?"

"Introduced myself to my parents again today."

"One bullet is a lifetime supply."

"Wrong... Wrong number," said a familiar voice.

"Just Married," read the shattered windshield.